Uki ook. Ook uki kiki uki kyuu ookie uki. (I'm Salsa. A horrible man kidnapped my girlfriend and forced me to do stuff for him, but a boy named Lucas saved me and I got my gal back.)
[slides in front of Salsa, cutting him off] Hey, monkey! Want a banana? [holds one up but then squashes it on top of the monkey's head and laughs cruelly] Heeey... You're the dancing monkey, aren't you?
[grunts in surprise and frustration when a banana is squashed on top of his head] ....... [stares up warily and nods regarding the dancing monkey comment]